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Jonny Hawkins

A farmer shows off a museum display at his corn farm: "Here, we have a cornucopia of things made from maize and here - we have our own Cornstitution!"

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Jonny Hawkins Oct 1, 2026

Two farmers stand beside an enormous tractor. "You mean to tell me, Erwin, that you put that all together that fast yourself with no leftover parts?"

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Jonny Hawkins Aug 24, 2026

Two chickens converse, one kicking up dirt like crazy. "I wish I had a couple of scratch-off lottery tickets right now," it says to the other chicken.

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Jonny Hawkins Apr 6, 2026

Two chickens sit in a living room, one eating a bag of Ruffles potato chips. "This fluffs my feathers," it says.

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Jonny Hawkins Feb 6, 2026

I built a methane digester to convert cow waste into energy to run the farm - I'm an entre-manure!

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Jonny Hawkins Jan 8, 2026

"It's my Christmas baby. I named him Nog."

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Jonny Hawkins Dec 5, 2025

"So thankful for you." "Me too." Grainitude

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Jonny Hawkins Nov 6, 2025

"Careful. Mrs. P has an eye in the back of her head."

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Jonny Hawkins Oct 4, 2025

"I'm just coming back from a torn potator cuff."

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Jonny Hawkins Sep 2, 2025

"Mine is a little spotty, but your moo-moo is udderly adorable."

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Jonny Hawkins Aug 13, 2025

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A farmer shows off a museum display at his corn farm: "Here, we have a cornucopia of things made from maize and here - we have our own Cornstitution!"

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Jonny Hawkins Oct 1, 2026

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Fall has begun

Kathy Oswalt-Forsythe Oct 1, 2026

A man with a long beard and glasses holds a handwritten sign that reads, "At Farmers' Market, back at about 5:00."

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Be right back!

Kathy Oswalt-Forsythe Oct 1, 2026